| Friday, June 08, 2007 |
| You'll know that you are living in an ideal world if: |
- You are the brother of a well-respected TV personality
- You are 35, you have a bachelor's pad - slash - one bedroom condo unit, you have a cool black sportscar, and a business worth millions (or so it was until you saw your bank account)
- You attend a cocktail launch party to which you were not even the intended invitee, in the company of three love*ahem*ly*ahem* ladies, one of whom is your ex-girlfriend of 10 years.
- You know Regine Tolentino who hosted the party and would drop by her table when you get up to get your ex a piece of cake, which you eventually forget to get because you just spent the last 20 minutes chatting with Regine
- How you cheated, whom you cheated with, and why you cheated on your ex is a welcome topic in the group
- A 25-year old womanizer in the making (or maybe wannabe is the right term) is echoing every experience you have ever made *yeah brotha!*
- Pinching you ex-girlfriend's ass during a picture-taking session and in an elevator is a laughable matter (no, pinch me! pinch me!)
- You get sympathy and get lauded for impregnating a woman you cheated with on your ex because you fathered the child as well as the second baby she had, which you are pretty sure is not yours
- Wine, booze and finger food is abundant and free... except for the round of beers, which you are going to pay for since you're the only guy there
- The three love*ahem*ly*ahem* ladies walk away at the end of the night, still slightly smitten with you and would love nothing but to pinch and cradle your cute, innocent-boy looking face.
Man, what I would give to have been in MS's shoes last night! |
posted by Tami @ 1:48 PM
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